Ah, yes. What I am going to offer to my readers. Well, I've had a long think about it and really haven't had any super brainwaves. I considered writing advice about writing. I might still do that, but my brain keeps telling me that I may not be really experienced enough as a writer to start giving advice. Maybe in the future. So, for now, I give you a placeholder.
Heh-hem.
Tired of doing ordinary things with your beloved? Getting bored of using everyday objects and/or services? Why not combine the two? I present to you a list of alternative uses for a boyfriend.
- Chauffeur
- ATM
- Blanket
- Foot warmer
- Back scratcher
- Massager
- Butler
- Bodyguard
- Handbag holder
- Coat rack
- Muse
- Model
- Grief counselor
So, I hope this blog post has come in handy. Check back next time for more useless advice!
Feeling: Cold again. It's hot in the middle of the day, but when I go in the shade I have to put my jumper back on.
Wearing: Booties, jeans, grey singlet, stripy jumper, blue woolly fingerless gloves, neon yellow nail polish. It actually glows under black light.
Eating: Naught. I did have some Delta Creams earlier. Nummy.
Listening to: Give It a Go - Timbaland & Veronica. A song from Real Steel. An awesome movie.
Well you don't really need fancy tips to get ME to read this. It is, as always, amusing, funny, and useful.
ReplyDelete(by useful I mean good advice. I am pretty sure that if I had a girlfriend, she wouldn't do any of those things up there :P)
Thanks man :D It's so nice to know I have a fan ^_^
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